Funny Valentines Day Cards

Following on from our look at this year’s cute love cards, today we’re shining a spotlight on funny Valentines Day Cards. These unique cards are the perfect choice for those with a keen sense of humour who want something a little different from the normal Valentines. From stylish typographic based designs to brilliantly illustrated graphics, these funny valentines day cards are sourced from some of the industry’s best designers and makers.

 

Financial Burden Funny Valentines Card

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If you’re looking for a Valentine card with a touch more honesty, why not choose this fabulous ‘Financial Burden’ design. A funny romantic card for those with a darker sense of humour. With heart and star decoration, this card is a digital print with a light satin finish on a high quality card stock.

Funny Anti Valentine Card, £2.75 from Likks.

 

You’re My Lobster Funny Valentine Card

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This fun ‘You’re My Lobster’ design is from Darwin Designs Cards ‘Vinegar Valentines’ range. A series of funny cards especially for those looking to escape overly sentimental Valentine’s Day cards. You can now tell the one you how you feel in the least romantic way possible.

You’re My Lobster Valentine Card, £2.40 from Darwin Designs Cards

 

Seagull Valentines Card

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This special card is for the one you love as much as a seagull loves a burger! Printed in the USA on a heavyweight 100% recycled paper stock, the card is paired with a recycled brown kraft envelope. A beautifully illustrated and understated card that says a lot, with no words at all.

Seagull Valentines Card, £3.28 from Modern Printed Matter

 

Liam Neeson Funny Valentine

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Film buffs will love this Illustrated Valentine’s Card design. Inspired by the Taken series; the sentiment reads “I will find you & I will love you” (said in a Liam Neeson accent of course). Printed on a heavyweight 300gsm premium matt card, this is a quality card for couples with a very particular romance.

Liam Neeson Taken Valentine’s Day Card, £2.95 from Clare Corfield Carr.

 

I Want You Funny Valentines Card

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A funny Valentine’s card for the true romantic… who’s got an unending practical streak. This quirky card with its bright background and bold text sends just the right message to the one you love; after all someone has to put the bins out, even on February 14th. The card is matched with a brown fleck envelope and is blank inside for your own romantic message.

I Want You Card Funny Valentine’s Day Card, £2.75 from Paper Plane

 

I Love You This Muuuch!!! Card

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Next in our selection of funny Valentines Day cards is this ‘I love you this much (which is a lot)’ design. The beautifully illustrated card is sure to amuse your loved one this Feb 14th with its adorable Dachshund; the noble sausage dog, funniest and most lovable of all canines.

I Love You This Much (Which is a Lot) Valentine’s Day Card, £2.50 from Studio Boketto.

 

Funny Valentines Card

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An original and slightly cheeky love card for Valentine’s Day. Featuring distressed-style text in dark grey and blue grey; the phrase reads ‘turns out I like you a lot more than originally planned’. This funny Valentine’s card is created by hand-stamping each individual letter with rubber stamps, which are then digitally positioned ready for printing.

Funny Love Card, £2.50 from Coulson Macleod

 

I Hate Everyone But You Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

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Even if you find that most people suck there is hopefully one special person you can tolerate and they deserve a brilliant Valentine. This bright & funny Valentines day card is the ideal choice for them; featuring a cute character combined with an ‘I hate everyone but you’ sentiment. Each card is printed on sustainably sourced card, with a high quality satin finish.

Funny Valentines Day Cards, £2.50 from Sugar & Sloth.

 

Funny Valentine’s Day Card

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The next pick in our selection of funny Valentines Day cards is the “Nice Cock”🐓  design from Rockabelle3 Photo Art. This quirky Valentine’s card features a unique photographic style teamed with a direct and funny sentiment; the perfect choice for unconventional romantics that want something a little bit different.

Funny Valentine’s Day Card, £3.89 from Rockabelle3 Photo Art.

 

All You Need is Love & Good WiFi Valentine Card

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This funny love card that speaks the truth on modern day romances; the ideal choice for non-traditional Valentine messages or equally good for teasing those who are anti-Valentine’s day. For an added touch of sparkle this card has been printed onto a metallic effect card stock, which compliments the bright, bold text.

All You Need is Love Valentine’s Day Cards, £2.95 from Wordplay Design.